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Old jokes
A stout yeoman walked into a hostelry....he bent his codpiece.
Later, his trusty steed walked into the same hostelry (via the stables of course). The innkeeper asked of him, Whye the longe face? I know they are crap but they are about as old as some of the other jokes on here today! 
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Re: Old jokes
Originally Posted by Worzel
Oh dear!!!
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Re: Old jokes
Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws them out, yelling "Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve strings."
The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out. Finally, one of the strings gets the idea to mess himself up a little. He walks into the bar. The bartender scowls, "What's wrong with you? Can't you read? I don't serve strings!" The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"
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Re: Old jokes
Originally Posted by Aussie Ally
I like that, not heard it before!
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Re: Old jokes
A man walks into a public toilet and sees a Scotish man with a Boot on his willy.
My god!! says the man.."what the hell are you doing?" The Scottish man looks round and says "i'm just Fooking aboot" Crap innit 
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Re: Old jokes
[I know they are crap but they are about as old as some of the other jokes on here today!
[/QUOTE]"I'll get me coat " -lol. I went to the doctor today, I said there is a strawberry growing out of my head, why can I do ? The doctor said - "put some cream on it" Que tumbleweed...
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A man went to the doc and said every time I sneeze I get a hard on. The doc asked him if he was taking anything for it. Yes said the man, pepper.
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Man goes to the doctor and says every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my left eye. Doctor replies did you remember to take out the spoon? BOOM BOOM
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