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Old 28-08-2008, 05:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A stout yeoman walked into a hostelry....he bent his codpiece.

Later, his trusty steed walked into the same hostelry (via the stables of course). The innkeeper asked of him, Whye the longe face?

I know they are crap but they are about as old as some of the other jokes on here today!
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A stout yeoman walked into a hostelry....he bent his codpiece.

Later, his trusty steed walked into the same hostelry (via the stables of course). The innkeeper asked of him, Whye the longe face?

I know they are crap but they are about as old as some of the other jokes on here today!
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Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws them out, yelling "Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve strings."

The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out.

Finally, one of the strings gets the idea to mess himself up a little. He walks into the bar.

The bartender scowls, "What's wrong with you? Can't you read? I don't serve strings!" The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"
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Old 28-08-2008, 07:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 28-08-2008, 07:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws them out, yelling "Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve strings."

The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out.

Finally, one of the strings gets the idea to mess himself up a little. He walks into the bar.

The bartender scowls, "What's wrong with you? Can't you read? I don't serve strings!" The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"
I like that, not heard it before!
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Old 28-08-2008, 08:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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A man walks into a public toilet and sees a Scotish man with a Boot on his willy.

My god!! says the man.."what the hell are you doing?"

The Scottish man looks round and says "i'm just Fooking aboot"










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[I know they are crap but they are about as old as some of the other jokes on here today![/quote]

"I'll get me coat " -lol.

I went to the doctor today, I said there is a strawberry growing out of my head, why can I do ?

The doctor said - "put some cream on it"

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A man went to the doc and said every time I sneeze I get a hard on. The doc asked him if he was taking anything for it. Yes said the man, pepper.
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