The Attorney

[Aussie Ally]

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very tough day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for
murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor
had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he
got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What
time of night do you call this? Where have you been?' And on and on.



Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot
soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted his
stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to
go upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom
door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was
bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed, 'JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN! DON'T
YOU EVER STOP?!'

[Fly Away]

PMSL. Thanks Ally.