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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    She doesn't look like a woman, ok apart from the obvious bits in all the right places. She just looks artificial. It's the blemishes that set us apart and make us unique. Otherwise we'd all look same and who wants that?
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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    i think she looked better before

    mind you i wouldnt say no to a bit of a nip and a tuck here and there
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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiggs View Post
    i think she looked better before

    mind you i wouldnt say no to a bit of a nip and a tuck here and there
    I thought she looked better before too!

    Yep, I wouldn't mind a nip and a tuck but to completely change the way you look to plastic fantastic isn't my thing
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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    Quote Originally Posted by Kath View Post
    I thought she looked better before too!

    Yep, I wouldn't mind a nip and a tuck but to completely change the way you look to plastic fantastic isn't my thing
    They're much cheaper in those Adult shops too.
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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    I was completely against plastic surgery for vanity, but having seen my latest passport photos, I need a facelift- I look like my MIL!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinephillips View Post
    I was completely against plastic surgery for vanity, but having seen my latest passport photos, I need a facelift- I look like my MIL!!!!
    could be worse... you could look like MY MIL

    Would you like to meet her? I hear she's free for 6 weeks starting 24th December....

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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    Shes not really the perfect wife though is she ? All you really need is a portable vagina that fits in a briefcase

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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    Quote Originally Posted by eddie007 View Post
    could be worse... you could look like MY MIL

    Would you like to meet her? I hear she's free for 6 weeks starting 24th December....
    Thank you for your kind offer....unfortunately I won't be able to take her in as I'll be having a relapse!!! Unless when my MIL comes out to live with us you'd care to reciprocate?
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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    This is a bit odd as normally it's said that men marry women they want and then the women change and women marry a man who could be what she wants and then tries to change him to be that person.

    Personal viewpoint is either the woman wanted the surgery and thought this was the cheapest way to get it (cynical? me?) or she is so insecure that the guy has taken advantage of her and will tire of her now he's finished.

    I keep wondering what people who have lots of work done will look like when they hit old age - mind you I think the same thing when I see some tattoos (I'm not a great fan of them anyway but how good will they look on a big beer gut, over cellulite, or on old wrinly skin?)
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    Re: Plastic surgeon builds his ideal wife

    [QUOTE=carolines husband;160694]This is a bit odd as normally it's said that men marry women they want and then the women change and women marry a man who could be what she wants and then tries to change him to be that person.

    Personal viewpoint is either the woman wanted the surgery and thought this was the cheapest way to get it (cynical? me?) 1. or she is so insecure that the guy has taken advantage of her and will tire of her now he's finished.

    I keep wondering what people who have lots of work done will look like when they hit old age - mind you I think the same thing when I see some tattoos (I'm not a great fan of them anyway but2. how good will they look on a big beer gut, over cellulite, or on old wrinly skin?)[/QUOTE]

    1.surely not?
    2.Now you're really tempting me!
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