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Old 08-05-2008, 06:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You need PLASMA SPERM

The Plasma Sperm is a home microscope kit designed especially for men to view their little testicular tadpoles up close and personal. That's right boys - next time you blow a load all over your stomach looking at celebrity nip slip galleries, don't reach for that dirty gym sock - reach for the Plasma Sperm, and see how your little swimmers are holding up.



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Old 23-05-2008, 03:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Are you firing Blanks ?
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You need PLASMA SPERM
That's right boys - next time you blow a load all over your stomach
Do you have to use your own stomach ?
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Do you have to use your own stomach ?
does it still work if its mixed with spit
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does it still work if its mixed with spit
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Old 25-05-2008, 06:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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does it still work if its mixed with spit
^5 I wonder !! lol

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Go for it
Dont bloody encourage her the place will go to rack n ruin
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Old 26-05-2008, 10:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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