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Old 19-11-2008, 08:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, me and the OH went to Nottingham last weekend to see his son.
Off we go bowling, had a laugh etc etc. The lad is 16, he's very young in the head, and is not very streetwise, he can't do anything without Mummy's permission.
So it was quite a shock when we're sat in the car on the way back to drop him back off and somehow the conversation gets round to sex.
The lad says "i'll always use a condom, but i'm unsure how to put it on".
"Thats nothing to worry about son, practice makes perfect". Says OH.
"You know you can ask me anything, you know that", says OH.
Well, thats when the question came out from the lads mouth -


"have you ever shit on anyone Dad?" Jesus Christ I nearly died, and we nearly had a very bad car accident.
Apparently someone at college had been talking about it. Bloody hell!!!
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I get loads of sexual questions from my 12 year old,, boy does he pick his moments to ask... lets just say i dread tea times
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I worked with a guy once, rather a crude mind.. he'd describe women he fancied with the endearment.. "I'd eat her sh1t"
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I worked with a guy once, rather a crude mind.. he'd describe women he fancied with the endearment.. "I'd eat her sh1t"
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That sounds quite northern - another one is "i'd put lovebites on her sh1t!" Its a compliment.
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That sounds quite northern - another one is "i'd put lovebites on her sh1t!" Its a compliment.
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