My husband's left me

[eddie007]

For a bird he met on the tinternet....

HE Got home from work... showered and brushed his choppers... ..... his idea of foreplay....

(I KNEW he was up to something at this point)

and left me....

Says he'll be home late.

Even had the cheek to phone me during his "hot date" to gloat



Just like being back in England... I gets to stay at home with the kids and he goes off to watch the footie....


And BEFORE your imaginations go into overdrive and start "Fly-ing"

The birds he's gone with is that tart Anna... I could hear her twittering in the background....

[reedy]

For a bird he met on the tinternet....

HE Got home from work... showered and brushed his choppers... ..... his idea of foreplay....

(I KNEW he was up to something at this point)

and left me....

Says he'll be home late.

Even had the cheek to phone me during his "hot date" to gloat



Just like being back in England... I gets to stay at home with the kids and he goes off to watch the footie....


And BEFORE your imaginations go into overdrive and start "Fly-ing"

The birds he's gone with is that tart Anna... I could hear her twittering in the background....

And she's got the cheek to call me Seedy give her a kiss from me when she brings him home

[eddie007]

And she's got the cheek to call me Seedy give her a kiss from me when she brings him home

You're kidding... I don't do sloppy moisty seconds...

[Asher]

Have fun when its your turn next time Eddie

that Anna is becoming a bit of a tart


I too am being left for his darling motorbike!! he's off with the 'boys' of Ulysses club to Hill end

so I'm swanning off to the sutherland shire meet with medway Mark

[eddie007]

Have fun when its your turn next time Eddie

that Anna is becoming a bit of a tart


I too am being left for his darling motorbike!! he's off with the 'boys' of Ulysses club to Hill end

so I'm swanning off to the sutherland shire meet with medway Mark

Lucky you... its pick up from Friday Night Disco for child number 4 and an early bath for me.... I have stolen and hidden the celebratory bottle of champagne though... and will be drinking it ALL BY MYSELF... like the little red hen...

[Asher]

Lucky you... its pick up from Friday Night Disco for child number 4 and an early bath for me.... I have stolen and hidden the celebratory bottle of champagne though... and will be drinking it ALL BY MYSELF... like the little red hen...

ooh nice I adore chmpagne I think you have the best part of the deal

[eddie007]

Nope, I'd much rather be standing in the driving rain for 90 minutes watching a bunch of boys running after a ball...

Did I ever tell you that rootbeer tastes like licking a footballer...

Don't ask me how I know... just accept the fact I know.

[Fenton Beasley]

For a bird he met on the tinternet....

The birds he's gone with is that tart Anna... I could hear her twittering in the background....

You wanna watch that Anna. I heard she's anyones for a rootbeer and a pickled egg

[eddie007]

I heard it was a lick or yer pickled egg and a rootbeer... .... cheap date.